Fark http://www.fark.com/ News feeds provided by Newslookup.com en Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:50 EDT [Sick] That guy claiming to be an "underwear researcher" and offering twenty bucks to let him "research underwear" on your kids? Sure, that's how they do market research http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760558 (WFIE)... [Interesting] Hottest trend among college students? Getting food from a food bank http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760380 USA Today... [Dumbass] Woman who rammed her estranged hubby's girlfriend's car of the road did the same thing to her husband in March. She's like the Gallagher of crazy chicks http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760369 (Some Guy)... [Dumbass] Gun-toting thug wannabe orders a pie from Pizza Hut. Undercover cop delivers him a Tombstone, instead http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760601 The Tennessean... [Obvious] Owner of American-style BBQ joint in London lashes out at snooty food critics, says his customers love sizzling beef and pork, dripping in sticky barbecue sauce, with accompaniment of deep-fried goodies. GO USA http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760702 London Times... [Interesting] Judge pulls a knife on defendant. In open court. The Sun is . . . confused http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760648 The Sun... [Obvious] If you put the DMV examiner in the hospital during your driving test, chances are you didn't pass http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760534 Bangor Daily News... [Strange] If you've stolen 3.4 tons of ooOoOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOooOOOoOOOOoOoo solution, New Jersey police and lots of pissed off little kids would like a word with you http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760297 WCBStv.com... [Dumbass] Police arrest con artist who pretended to be Frank Sinatra's grandson (w/ mugshot that is the spitting image of Ol' Blue Eyes) http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760240 KLBJ 590 AM... [Cool] Poll of America's favorite alcoholic drink shows that despite a hiccup in 2005 when effete, wine-drinking poseurs bum-rushed the survey, beer is still king http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760262 Gallup... [Photoshop] Photoshop these orange workers http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3747982 Flickr... [Amusing] Francophone lawyer claims all of Alberta's laws are invalid because they are only written in english. Bonne chance avec ça, eh http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760298 CTV... [Florida] Man celebrates one-year anniversary of his last police chase with a new 100 mph, two-city police chase http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760306 (Florida Today)... [Amusing] One night stand and BRAAAIINNNSS http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760232 (Some Zombie)... [Asinine] City council to allow felons to run massage parlors. A prison term with a happy ending http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760314 (Some Guy)... [Dumbass] Man arrested just for placing a bet at a casino blackjack table. Apparently, you can't bet marijuana. Who knew? http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760153 YouTube... [Obvious] Schools may attempt four day weeks to cut fuel costs, teacher-on-student lust http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759914 Reuters... [Amusing] Stealing beer from a Tiki bar? Better go by canoe . . . and leave a floating trail of empties so police can find you http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760333 (WWMT)... [Amusing] Mugshot round-up: Get Out of Jail Free http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760506 The Smoking Gun... [Dumbass] The show "Extreme makeover: home edition" renovates your house and pays off your mortgage. Builder also gives you $100k. Now the bank wants to foreclose on your house. You're doing it wrong http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760415 UPI... [Amusing] Think you had a crazy 21st birthday? You've got nothing on this guy. Story includes semi-nude football dummy tackling, and then it gets weird http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760061 (Some Guy)... [Obvious] If you text while you're walking around, you might walk into things, says the Institute for the Blindingly Obvious http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760078 Wall Street Journal... [Unlikely] An online global-footprint calculator asks, "Do you have electricity in your home"? Then proceeds to tell you how much of a waste of space you are http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759942 (Some Tree Hugger)... [Strange] Poland refuses to allow DNA testing of Frederic Chopin's heart. Just what are they Haydn? http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760206 AP... [Scary] Texans: Thank God, Hurricane Dolly has finally passed and the worst is over. God: Not so fast http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760199 Boston Globe... [Amusing] Hot 43 yr-old arrested for running through park naked as part of a "truth or dare" game with teens, who said she provided alcohol and was going to expose her breasts to them. (w/ mug shot of woman who, amazingly, is not a teacher) http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759815 Local6... [Stupid] Hello Newman http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759848 Houston Chronicle... [Scary] Second confirmed West Nile case in USA. Can we panic now? http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759672 El Paso Times... [Asinine] Jilted bride-to-be sues her ex-fiancé for not being enough of a sugar daddy, wins $150K and the respect of golddiggers everywhere http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759659 11 Alive... [Florida] She was all "No I di'nt: and the cops were like "Oh yes you did" and she was like "No I di'nt" and the cops said "Oops our bad" and her lawyer said $$$$ http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759884 Tampa Bay Online... [Cool] Ugly-ass baby girl elephant born at the Pittsburgh Zoo. In fact, it's the second one in under a month. "The other elephants were all very excited and trumpeted repeatedly following the birth." Ugly-ass pic available http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759874 (Time to get a new fence)... [Unlikely] UFOs and aliens are really fallen angels sent by Satan to test Christian faith. Nice to see that all cleared up http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759790 (The Conservative Voice)... [Dumbass] Step 1) We're sorry, but the trailer you won in our e-bay auction is full of bees. Step 2) What trailer? We never sold you a trailer. Step 3) Lawsuit http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759777 The Consumerist... [Scary] Suburban restaurant scores a whopping 15 on their health inspection. Among the violations - extra protein in the soup in the form of flies. Fark: Still not the lowest score in the county... that was a 13 http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759974 (wsbtv.com)... [Asinine] NY's Finest prove how tough they are by cuffing a truly dangerous suspect -- a 10-year-old boy who hit the school bully in the back of the neck with a bean http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759760 (Some Guy)... [Spiffy] Norfolk &%$#-in' VA to @#$&-in' rescind %&@#$mn anti-profanity ordinance http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759674 WVEC... [Amusing] "I got p---ed because my lawn mower wouldn't start, so I got my shotgun and shot it. I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want." http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759576 WTMJ... [Followup] Last call, Farkers. North-Central Jersey Fark Party tomorrow night. Grasshopper in Morristown http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759190 Fark... [Interesting] Office workers dig graves during graveyard shift to fill in for striking workers. Wait, wouldn't ANY shift be a graveyard shift at a cemetery? http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759115 Toronto Star... [Asinine] Finally. Someone is inspired by Dane Cook http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759280 Newsday... [Scary] State trooper does news interview about idiot drivers on I-10. Idiot driver offers a demonstration http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759763 (Some Yat)... [Spiffy] Bike messengers -- those guys who think they own the street, run red lights, and cause accidents with their recklessness -- find that their jobs are being endangered by the Internet. Keep up the good work, Internet http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759247 Wired... [Obvious] Craigslist CEO: we hate to kill newspapers, but our classified listings are booming http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759270 Silicon Alley Insider... [Sad] RIP Professor Randy Pausch, of "One Last Lecture" fame http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759330 YouTube... [Spiffy] Reminder: NYC Fark party TOMORROW. DIT http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759345 Google... [Interesting] Would-be thief comes up with clever way to steal gasoline by wrapping credit card transmitter in Reynolds Wrap, but his plan was foiled http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759294 Chicago Sun-Times... [Amusing] Burnt popcorn prompts evacuation at University of Texas dormitory. EVERYBODY PANIC http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759208 (Some Guy)... [Followup] And all he wanted to do was build a three-hundred meter banana and float it in geostationary orbit above Texas http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3758879 (Edmonton Sun)... [Silly] A dwarf burglar has defended his life of crime claiming that it is the only career open to a man his size. Well, besides posing for trophies http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3758988 Telegraph... [Obvious] Lawv txojsia luv los vim lumfai sibtsoo xwb http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3759699 (xeev Wisconsin)...