Fark http://www.fark.com/ News feeds provided by Newslookup.com en Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:20 EST That guy suspected of killing his wife and who blew up himself and his two sons the other day - could it get more gruesome? Don't axe [Sick] http://fk.cm/6927006 [link] [11 comments]... Why hasn't the Russian Antarctica expedition responded for a week now? Nazis [Followup] http://fk.cm/6926968 [link] [10 comments]... Mom is suing New York City and Child Serives for NINE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6927074 [link] [26 comments]... Lost: One lightsaber stolen from Jedi in a Brooklyn bar known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Suspect is bearded, may have the death sentence on twelve systems [Strange] http://fk.cm/6927084 [link] [13 comments]... Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to climb a bronze statue of George Washington riding a horse and sit in the saddle for 45 minutes before the cops get him down [Strange] http://fk.cm/6926912 [link] [5 comments]... Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6927106 [link] [23 comments]... Evangelical Christian Group: If a man busted for a half-gram of cocaine in 1988 still can't get a job in 2010 without involving lawyers, there's a problem with the justice system [Hero] http://fk.cm/6927032 [link] [48 comments]... BP posts $7.6 billion profit in the fourth quarter and $23.9 billion for 2011, showing it has made a complete recovery from the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Unlike the Gulf of Mexico [Obvious] http://fk.cm/6926843 [link] [25 comments]... You'd think with 7 UFOs hovering around the people of Milo, Maine wouldn't be complaining about how dark it is up there [Misc] http://fk.cm/6927081 [link] [11 comments]... College drinking is on the rise and may reflect a dangerous trend. This is not a repeat from every single other year this same article was written [Scary] http://fk.cm/6926900 [link] [24 comments]... Fark Legal: is there anyway to borrow against a trust fund? I want to plan out my vacations for the year and I won't be able to afford what I want to do on my current stipend. I have to book the cruise this week [Advice] http://fk.cm/6927048 [link] [185 comments]... The 50 most powerful images from the Civil War [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6926999 [link] [71 comments]... Greece is now down to three options: a) get farked b) get farked harder or c) get farked like an Athens schoolboy [Fail] http://fk.cm/6926848 [link] [79 comments]... Safari tourists nearly get to experience feeding time at the tiger enclosure [Scary] http://fk.cm/6927010 [link] [13 comments]... Facebook seem a little slow today? Fark links seem more farked than usual? It's not just you, North America's intarwebs are only doing marginally better than China's right now [Fail] http://fk.cm/6927079 [link] [102 comments]... Photoshop this frosted phone [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/6916886 [link] [18 comments]... If one of your coworkers doesn't come back from a smoke break, don't be alarmed [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6927003 [link] [24 comments]... So just how important are illegal immigrants to a state's economy? So important that even the Alabama hillbillies who voted for their tough anti-immigration laws are starting to second-guess themselves [Obvious] http://fk.cm/6926993 [link] [139 comments]... Five killer whales named as plaintiffs in court case which argues they deserve the same constitutional protection from slavery as humans. SeaWorld: "Cetacean needed" [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/6926477 [link] [44 comments]... A Maryland mall is evacuated, and goes into lock down after: A) There are credible warnings of a terrorist threat, B) There is a massive gas leak, or C) Sneakers go on sale? [Scary] http://fk.cm/6926809 [link] [94 comments]... Not news: Man starts police chase. Fark: Man starts police chase because he "always wanted to do it" [Hero] http://fk.cm/6926790 [link] [50 comments]... Two Buck Chuck celebrates its tenth anniversary this month. FARK: 600 million bottles have been sold so far [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/6926480 [link] [33 comments]... After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee) [Florida] http://fk.cm/6926840 [link] [61 comments]... Family of jogger killed by drunk driver circulate petition to ban drinking on beach, reenact 18th Amendment [Florida] http://fk.cm/6926370 [link] [49 comments]... 14 Dickens masterpieces summarized in 140 characters or less. #pleasecanihavesomemore [Amusing] http://fk.cm/6926806 [link] [21 comments]... You're not really hardcore until you tattoo your inner lip. "It will only last about three months because your lip will keep rubbing against your teeth" [Strange] http://fk.cm/6926522 [link] [43 comments]... Nebraska considers outlawing cheap beer, sanity [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6926406 [link] [13 comments]... Thanks to angry mathematicians, Elsevier's publishing model might be about to go up in smoke [Cool] http://fk.cm/6926612 [link] [69 comments]... "Police spoke to the man, who said he had just gotten out of the shower and was walking past the window. He said he did not realize there were a lot of people across the street who could see him" [Florida] http://fk.cm/6926486 [link] [32 comments]... I don't normally believe in conspiracy theories, but the Labrador retriever, the golden retriever, the dachshund, and the Chihuahua have never taken Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6926514 [link] [73 comments]... Stuff college kids get from vending machines: Chips, soda, gum, Plan B, candy...wait, what? [PSA] http://fk.cm/6926286 [link] [52 comments]... Hyena happy to get a hug. The Sun is there [Sappy] http://fk.cm/6926235 [link] [32 comments]... The mountain hippie's conundrum: Why is it okay to scream bloody murder whenever Walmart tries to build a store in your town, but you can't wait for the day Trader Joe's opens shop? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6926313 [link] [110 comments]... The man who tried to keep Challenger from launching that fateful morning has been reunited with the crew [Sad] http://fk.cm/6926338 [link] [94 comments]... Serial tuba thieves strike again *sad trombone* [Followup] http://fk.cm/6926198 [link] [26 comments]... FREE LIQUOR. Shut. Down. Everything [Cool] http://fk.cm/6926238 [link] [28 comments]... Ask to play through to get around some slower players? That's an impalin' with a nine iron [Scary] http://fk.cm/6926407 [link] [45 comments]... This just in: alcohol and balconies don't mix [Florida] http://fk.cm/6926404 [link] [33 comments]... Bucket kicks the man [Sad] http://fk.cm/6926093 [link] [44 comments]... Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6925965 [link] [110 comments]... "Institutionalizing juveniles and branding this as criminal behavior rather than dealing with it as normal behavior wrongly places juveniles in places they should not be" [Sad] http://fk.cm/6925933 [link] [127 comments]... A handy guide to completing a collection of the most useless, disgusting things ever created by human beings that isn't a Kardashian [Stupid] http://fk.cm/6925947 [link] [33 comments]... It's one thing to steal a microwave, it's another to steal a microwave tower [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6925915 [link] [29 comments]... Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes [Fail] http://fk.cm/6925760 [link] [257 comments]... Photoshop this idle industrial machine [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/6914626 [link] [22 comments]... Daredevil, who obviously has a death wish, is preparing to break the sound barrier with a leap from the edge of space from 23 miles high, not deploying his parachute until he's 5000 feet from the ground [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/6925657 [link] [185 comments]... Amtrak to TSA: How about no [Hero] http://fk.cm/6925583 [link] [197 comments]... NJ bill would require kids to stay in school until age 18, leaving those who actually graduate when they are 17 in an awkward predicament [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6925826 [link] [170 comments]... Pop quiz. A woman and baby are being washed away by a flood. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? c) pull out your smart phone and shoot the video [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6925799 [link] [183 comments]... While everyone is paying attention to Iran having one of our drones, North Korea actually has several of them in its possession and is reverse-engineering them to make their own drone assault fleet [Scary] http://fk.cm/6925407 [link] [93 comments]...