Forum Watch http://www.newslookup.com/Forum_Watch/ Compilation of lead headlines scraped from: BoingBoing, Digg, Fark, Netscape and Slashdot en Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:50 EST 5 Australian Scientists Discover 'Oldest Living Thing On Earth' http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/lVFzTcT0vpM/australian-scientists-discover-oldest-living-thing-on-earth Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:50 EST Slashdot Speaking of secret societies, are there any other members of the Illuminati besides myself? NDIT, obviously [Scary] http://fk.cm/6927371 [link] [28 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:50 EST Fark Flipping the middle finger dates back to the ancient Greeks and Romans and is part of US Italian heritage [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6926917 [link] [13 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:40 EST Fark Karen Handel resigns from Komen for the Cure to spend more time making decisions for your family [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/6927301 [link] [78 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:40 EST Fark Why does The Onion refuse to make fun of the things right-wing bloggers want them to make fun of? [Obvious] http://fk.cm/6927166 [link] [42 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:40 EST Fark After 8 months, man who filed a $16 "adverse possession" claim on a $340,000 house is evicted. Which means he basically paid $2/mo rent on a 3400 Sq ft home-so who really won? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6927033 [link] [19 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:40 EST Fark Doctor jailed for conducting thorough examination of epilepsy patient. By which I mean squeezing her breasts, stripping her naked and performing an internal examination. Still, at least he ruled out lupus [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/6927406 [link] [8 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:40 EST Fark No More SSL Revocation Checking For Chrome http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/UKGNT_D_Eog/no-more-ssl-revocation-checking-for-chrome Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:40 EST Slashdot Lots of things can send you to an early grave - this is definitely one of them [Stupid] http://fk.cm/6926972 [link] [3 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:30 EST Fark That guy suspected of killing his wife and who blew up himself and his two sons the other day - could it get more gruesome? Don't axe [Sick] http://fk.cm/6927006 [link] [67 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:20 EST Fark Why hasn't the Russian Antarctica expedition responded for a week now? Nazis [Followup] http://fk.cm/6926968 [link] [25 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:20 EST Fark Red Hat Appoints Robyn Bergeron First Female Fedora Project Leader http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/4kd-lyErVzI/red-hat-appoints-robyn-bergeron-first-female-fedora-project-leader Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:20 EST Slashdot Lost: One lightsaber stolen from Jedi in a Brooklyn bar known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Suspect is bearded, may have the death sentence on twelve systems [Strange] http://fk.cm/6927084 [link] [21 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:10 EST Fark Mom is suing New York City and Child Serives for NINE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6927074 [link] [49 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:10 EST Fark Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to climb a bronze statue of George Washington riding a horse and sit in the saddle for 45 minutes before the cops get him down [Strange] http://fk.cm/6926912 [link] [6 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:00 EST Fark Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6927106 [link] [37 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:00 EST Fark Sanctions Or Not, Iranian Competition Yields Successful UAVs http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/X-A33eZzs3k/sanctions-or-not-iranian-competition-yields-successful-uavs Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:00 EST Slashdot Evangelical Christian Group: If a man busted for a half-gram of cocaine in 1988 still can't get a job in 2010 without involving lawyers, there's a problem with the justice system [Hero] http://fk.cm/6927032 [link] [77 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:50 EST Fark BP posts $7.6 billion profit in the fourth quarter and $23.9 billion for 2011, showing it has made a complete recovery from the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Unlike the Gulf of Mexico [Obvious] http://fk.cm/6926843 [link] [35 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:40 EST Fark College drinking is on the rise and may reflect a dangerous trend. This is not a repeat from every single other year this same article was written [Scary] http://fk.cm/6926900 [link] [24 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:30 EST Fark You'd think with 7 UFOs hovering around the people of Milo, Maine wouldn't be complaining about how dark it is up there [Misc] http://fk.cm/6927081 [link] [13 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:30 EST Fark Cops Set Up Extortion Sting On Symantec's Source Code Thieves http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/UKTkKqh6CPg/cops-set-up-extortion-sting-on-symantecs-source-code-thieves Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:20 EST Slashdot Fark Legal: is there anyway to borrow against a trust fund? I want to plan out my vacations for the year and I won't be able to afford what I want to do on my current stipend. I have to book the cruise this week [Advice] http://fk.cm/6927048 [link] [203 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:00 EST Fark The 50 most powerful images from the Civil War [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6926999 [link] [81 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:50 EST Fark Greece is now down to three options: a) get farked b) get farked harder or c) get farked like an Athens schoolboy [Fail] http://fk.cm/6926848 [link] [85 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:30 EST Fark Apple Intern Spent 12 Weeks Porting Mac OS X To ARM http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/9XGLb0VS920/apple-intern-spent-12-weeks-porting-mac-os-x-to-arm Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:30 EST Slashdot Facebook seem a little slow today? Fark links seem more farked than usual? It's not just you, North America's intarwebs are only doing marginally better than China's right now [Fail] http://fk.cm/6927079 [link] [102 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:20 EST Fark Safari tourists nearly get to experience feeding time at the tiger enclosure [Scary] http://fk.cm/6927010 [link] [13 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:20 EST Fark If one of your coworkers doesn't come back from a smoke break, don't be alarmed [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6927003 [link] [24 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:10 EST Fark Photoshop this frosted phone [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/6916886 [link] [19 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:10 EST Fark KDE Publishes a Book For Beginner Developers http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/fGMMoYgbZNo/kde-publishes-a-book-for-beginner-developers Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:10 EST Slashdot So just how important are illegal immigrants to a state's economy? So important that even the Alabama hillbillies who voted for their tough anti-immigration laws are starting to second-guess themselves [Obvious] http://fk.cm/6926993 [link] [144 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:00 EST Fark Five killer whales named as plaintiffs in court case which argues they deserve the same constitutional protection from slavery as humans. SeaWorld: "Cetacean needed" [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/6926477 [link] [45 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:50 EST Fark First Run of Raspberry Pi Boards To Be Completed Feb 20th http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/z1L2Z5PJ93k/first-run-of-raspberry-pi-boards-to-be-completed-feb-20th Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:50 EST Slashdot A Maryland mall is evacuated, and goes into lock down after: A) There are credible warnings of a terrorist threat, B) There is a massive gas leak, or C) Sneakers go on sale? [Scary] http://fk.cm/6926809 [link] [103 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:30 EST Fark Not news: Man starts police chase. Fark: Man starts police chase because he "always wanted to do it" [Hero] http://fk.cm/6926790 [link] [50 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:20 EST Fark Two Buck Chuck celebrates its tenth anniversary this month. FARK: 600 million bottles have been sold so far [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/6926480 [link] [33 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:10 EST Fark Halliburton To Dump Blackberry For iOS http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/WiR33WQme9Q/halliburton-to-dump-blackberry-for-ios Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:10 EST Slashdot After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee) [Florida] http://fk.cm/6926840 [link] [64 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:00 EST Fark Family of jogger killed by drunk driver circulate petition to ban drinking on beach, reenact 18th Amendment [Florida] http://fk.cm/6926370 [link] [50 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:40 EST Fark Ask to play through to get around some slower players? That's an impalin' with a nine iron [Scary] http://fk.cm/6926407 [link] [45 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:30 EST Fark Water Droplets In Orbit On the International Space Station http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/1ehbjYkwY_Q/water-droplets-in-orbit-on-the-international-space-station Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:10 EST Slashdot 14 Dickens masterpieces summarized in 140 characters or less. #pleasecanihavesomemore [Amusing] http://fk.cm/6926806 [link] [21 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:00 EST Fark Nebraska considers outlawing cheap beer, sanity [Interesting] http://fk.cm/6926406 [link] [13 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:00 EST Fark You're not really hardcore until you tattoo your inner lip. "It will only last about three months because your lip will keep rubbing against your teeth" [Strange] http://fk.cm/6926522 [link] [43 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:00 EST Fark Thanks to angry mathematicians, Elsevier's publishing model might be about to go up in smoke [Cool] http://fk.cm/6926612 [link] [70 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 06:20 EST Fark "Police spoke to the man, who said he had just gotten out of the shower and was walking past the window. He said he did not realize there were a lot of people across the street who could see him" [Florida] http://fk.cm/6926486 [link] [33 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:50 EST Fark I don't normally believe in conspiracy theories, but the Labrador retriever, the golden retriever, the dachshund, and the Chihuahua have never taken Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show [Asinine] http://fk.cm/6926514 [link] [74 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:20 EST Fark Stuff college kids get from vending machines: Chips, soda, gum, Plan B, candy...wait, what? [PSA] http://fk.cm/6926286 [link] [52 comments]... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:20 EST Fark Canonical Pulls Kubuntu Personnel Funding http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/5E8gD4P-IU4/canonical-pulls-kubuntu-personnel-funding Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:20 EST Slashdot