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      <title>Apple unsheathes Jesus Phone 2.1</title>
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      <title>Senator saves YouTube from al Qaeda</title>
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      <title>Obama: McCain can't email, remembers Rubik's Cubes</title>
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      <title>Japanese call on deities to discipline wayward PCs</title>
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      <title>Mozilla slots  pr0n  safe mode into Firefox 3.1</title>
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      <title>BPM unravelled - a live, interactive event</title>
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      <description>Reserve your place here</description>
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      <title>Beauty contest judge canned for slamming 'munter' contestants</title>
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      <description>Millwall gals 'more Kate Moose than Kate Moss'</description>
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      <title>Hundreds queue for   Doctor Who   Hamlet tickets</title>
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      <title>Euro mobe companies mass against cap proposals</title>
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      <description>Call my termination-rate bluff</description>
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      <title>Netbooks and Mini-Laptops Buyer's Guide</title>
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      <title>UK.gov told not to subsidise superfast broadband</title>
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      <description>No pork for you, fatty</description>
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      <title>Western Digital's 2.5-inch to hit 1TB by early 2010</title>
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      <description>Roadmap into tera</description>
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      <title>Morgan Stanley gets spectrum grab bag gig</title>
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      <description>Appointed to flog digital dividend</description>
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      <title>German court bans VoiP on iPhone</title>
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      <description>'Unfair business practices'</description>
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      <title>Lenovo drops web sales of Linux machines</title>
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      <description>Built it and they didn't come</description>
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      <title>BT watchdog joins BT</title>
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      <description>Trebles all round</description>
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      <title>Tesco reveals unannounced Dell 12in netbook</title>
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      <description>Every little leak helps</description>
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      <title>University offers one-day Jedi course</title>
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      <description>Feel the Force, for 23 quid</description>
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      <title>NASA preps Atlantis for Hubble mission</title>
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      <description>Endeavour also readied for possible rescue dash</description>
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      <title>Ray Winstone joins Mel Gibson at the  Edge of Darkness</title>
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      <description>Bob De Niro walks over 'creative differences'</description>
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      <title>YouTube fake tool dumbs down malware distribution</title>
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      <description>Nothing on the internet is real, man</description>
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      <title>Maritz apologises to VMware customers again</title>
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      <title>Apple 'niche player' in touchscreen phone biz, says analyst</title>
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      <description>Samsung, Motorola dominate</description>
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      <title>Sky ices Picnic, blames Ofcom</title>
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      <description>TV and broadband offer eaten by watchdog</description>
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      <title>DRAM boom-lite coming</title>
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      <description>Supply and demand coming back into balance...ish</description>
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      <title>BOFH : Back in the saddle</title>
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      <description>Episode 30  Riding roughshod over the cowboys</description>
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      <title>Royal Society: Schools should show creationism 'respect'</title>
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      <description>Updated  It's not as bad as it seems</description>
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      <title>Sony PRS-505 Reader e-book</title>
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      <description>Review  More popular than the  Celestial Home Care Omnibus , better selling than  50 More Things to do in Zero Gravity</description>
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      <title>Child abusers adopt blackmail tactics</title>
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      <description>Police agency warns of changing paedophile strategies</description>
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      <title>Acer raises UK prices</title>
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      <description>Mighty dollar batters pygmy pound</description>
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      <title>Northrop offer supersonic robot stealth raygun cyber-bomber</title>
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      <description>Bells and whistles cupboard emptied in one</description>
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      <title>Coventry fans blue over 'hackable' cashless payment system</title>
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      <description>Sick as a parrot</description>
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      <title>NEC joins IBM's Super Friends chip alliance</title>
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      <description>Intel plots from Hall of Doom</description>
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      <title>Google's IP anonymization fails to anonymize</title>
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      <description>Privacy theatre</description>
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      <title>NASA mulls nuclear Moon reactor</title>
      <link>http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/11/nasa_testing_nuclear_power_for_the_moon/</link>
      <description>Fission of the future</description>
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      <title>BlackBerry redoubles iPhone challenge</title>
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      <description>CTIA Wireless  'Cracks the uncrackable'</description>
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      <title>Microsoft, Novell shake hands on virtualization</title>
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      <description>You got SUSE in my Server 2008</description>
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      <title>Blame game over United Airlines stock crash rumbles on</title>
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      <description>Tribune CMS flaws at fault?</description>
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      <title>Net-talking toaster to burn news onto bread</title>
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      <description>Your Daily  Telegraph  Slice, Sir</description>
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      <title>PA Consulting begs for mercy after data loss axing</title>
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      <description>'Please Jacqui, noooo!'</description>
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      <title>Anatomy of a malware scam</title>
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